Monday, March 17, 2014

A new children's story

Jimmy was new to town
he didn't have any friends
he walked home alone every day.
poor jimmy, so sad
one day as jimmy was walking home, he saw a ball
it talked to him
"hey jimmy, you're awesome. lets be friends"
jimmy picked up the ball and took it home
he played with the ball all afternoon
later, that night jimmy's mom got mad that he didn't clean his room.
she locked him in his room
jimmy cried, and cried, til he fell asleep 

was awakened by his mothers screams
his ball had eaten her--
later when the cops came jimmy learned that his ball was actually the disembodied head of a sentient zombie serial killer.
jimmy learned never to play with strange heads.

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