Wednesday, March 2, 2016

HomeBodies

There are some creatures in my room a whole society in fact. They live and love and grieve and die, the whole sentient experience in tact You cannot see them, of course they hide from a giant such as you, but if you listen closely in the dark of the night they'll speak and you'll hear not a few And so you see I cannot commit such an atrocity as destroying their homes, their whole way of life , for the comfort of merely me So that's why dear mother the piles must stay of clothes that have fallen to the floor. The toys and the books must be kept in their place haphazardly flung near the door. To the untrained eye it looks like only a mess, but if you look more closely you'll discover, my dear little friends who on this pig sty, rely, would you really kick out a young mother, or two lovers, please keep their cover.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

100 things i love about the prequels


  1.             Quigon Jinn
  2.          Obi Wan Kenobi
  3.          Yoda Vs Dooku
  4.         Yoda Vs Sidious
  5.           Duel of the Fates
  6.   .       Darth Maul
  7.           Mace Freaking Windu
  8.           Purple Light Saber
  9.           Hundreds of Light Sabers
  10. 10.   Geonosis
  11. 11.   Padme’s wardrobe
  12. 12.   Naboo Star Fighters
  13. 13.   Watoo
  14. 14.   Sleepy Jabba
  15. 15.   Pod Racing
  16. 16.   The jedi council
  17. 17.   Yaddle
  18. 18.   Qui gon’s funeral
  19. 19.   Who is the Phantom Menace
  20. 20.   Who is Sifo Diyas
  21. 21.   Count Dooku
  22. 22.   Force Lightning
  23. 23.   Battle in the senate
  24. 24.   “good relations have I with the wookies”
  25. 25.   Tarful
  26. 26.   Comander Gree
  27. 27.   Comander Cody
  28. 28.   Comander Rex
  29. 29.   “if a planet doesn’t appear in our archives it doesn’t exist”
  30. 30.   Jango Fett is a dad
  31. 31.   Clones
  32. 32.   Boba Fett
  33. 33.   Komino
  34. 34.   Kenobi Vs Jango
  35. 35.   Mace decapitates Jango
  36. 36.   That Stare
  37. 37.   Palpatine and Anakin at the opera
  38. 38.   “you’re under arrest My Lord”
  39. 39.   “shoot her or something”
  40. 40.   “but Lord Sidious promised us peace”
  41. 41.   Mustafar
  42. 42.   Battle of the Heros
  43. 43.   Battle over Lava
  44. 44.   “I will do what I must”
  45. 45.   “you were the chosen one”
  46. 46.   Palpatine’s manipulations on the Invisible Hand
  47. 47.   Anakin saving Obi Wan
  48. 48.   Jedi Star Fighters
  49. 49.   Sonic Charges
  50. 50.   Slave one chase
  51. 51.   Darth Vader breathing at the end of Phantom Meanace’s credits
  52. 52.   The queen’s decoys
  53. 53.   Order 66—so sad
  54. 54.   Ki Adi Mundi-the look on his face when he sees their betrayal
  55. 55.   General Grevious’ light saber collection
  56. 56.   General Grevious cough
  57. 57.   General Grevious 4 arms
  58. 58.   Obi Wan’s sweet ride
  59. 59.   The Utapau leader
  60. 60.   Darth Vader marching on the temple
  61. 61.   Jett Lucas handling some clones at the Jedi Temple
  62. 62.   Yoda impelling a clone trooper
  63. 63.   The twin sunsets at the end of Revenge of the Sith
  64. 64.   We finally see Alderaan
  65. 65.   Bail Organa’s sorrow at the creation of an army
  66. 66.   Bloated Cow riding
  67. 67.   Always a bigger fist
  68. 68.   Droidekas
  69. 69.   “they’re still coming through”
  70. 70.   Wat Tambor
  71. 71.   Death Star Plans
  72. 72.   Young Tarkin
  73. 73.   Palpatine’s Transformation
  74. 74.   Killing the battle droids
  75. 75.   Double Bladed Light Saber
  76. 76.   Curved light saber
  77. 77.   Dooku was an apprentice
  78. 78.   Anakins limb loss
  79. 79.   Bionic hand at wedding
  80. 80.   “have the protocol droids memory wiped”
  81. 81.   We find out who “the maker” is
  82. 82.   Hundreds of jedi in battle
  83. 83.   “around the survivors a perimeter create”
  84. 84.   Dooku and Sidious on Coruscant
  85. 85.   Coruscant
  86. 86.   “you wanna buy some death sticks”
  87. 87.   “you want to go home and rethink your life”
  88. 88.   R2 making the droids burn
  89. 89.   Grevious body guard
  90. 90.   The beauty of Naboo
  91. 91.   The opening scene of Atack of the Clones
  92. 92.   “and now we will discuss a new treaty”
  93. 93.   Yoda
  94. 94.   Blockade Runner
  95. 95.   James earl Jones asking about Padme
  96. 96.   The Emperors sadistic joy at Anakin’s fall
  97. 97.   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  98. 98.   The twins
  99. 99.   Owen and Beru
  100.        Fade to credits, end theme